erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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