my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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