You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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