Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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