Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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