He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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