: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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