I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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