so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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