Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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