Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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