...so i touched it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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