Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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