I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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