you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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