that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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