I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So. Much. Porn.
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