batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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