Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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