your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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