you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
