have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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