He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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