i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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