That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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