So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize
