In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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