too bad you live with your parents still
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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