So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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