These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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