I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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