I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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