there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize