If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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