he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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