talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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