i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
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