D3 body, D1 cock
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Randomize
