Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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