Capitaan dildo arrescate!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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