i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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