And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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