I don't think brook has ever known best
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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