I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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