Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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