Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
All I want is dick and wine.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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