I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it glows. i had to have it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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