No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Your penis caused this!
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