More tranny stories later!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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