glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we're making bets on your personal life
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
