He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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