If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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