her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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