he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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